I think scott just propositioned me for sex
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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