im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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