how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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