I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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