what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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