Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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