Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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