i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i dont even know how to be here
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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