It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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its like you know when i get waxed
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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