Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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