Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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