Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
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You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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