Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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