In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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