Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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