I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
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so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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