mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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