i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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