ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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