I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
The feeling are messing with the penis
there is glitter all over my balls
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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