so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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