Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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