everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
God, I missed his penis.
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