I don't think brook has ever known best
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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