I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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