Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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