I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Your penis caused this!
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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