I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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