:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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