Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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