can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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