i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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