I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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