Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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