We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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