yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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