He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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