3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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