Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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