in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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