if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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