her vagine was all disorganized.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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