We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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