Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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