Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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