Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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