that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
