Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Four minutes until I can fart!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.