we're blogging at a bar
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven