I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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