why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
