i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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