You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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