you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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