The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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