I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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